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BRIAN BURNS CPA. File back taxes. Make an offer and compromise with the IRS or FTB. Save the headache and potentially thousands of dollars. Professional advice with a track record. 707-481-7167. Bmbburn24@sbcglobal.net.
ART & DESIGN
Logos / Hand Lettering / Art - Local Graphic Artist with 30 years of professional experience. Please take a look at my work at BarbaraMcAdams.com.
Sonoma County handcrafted, small batch, limited edition, custom-made, artisanal puddings. Created by artisans trained in the ways of ancient Whahoo pudding masters. Simmered over a six-month period with hand-foraged local organic ingredients, the result is a sumptuous fusion of old and new world flavors. Try the artisan Heirloom Sonoma Pudding Flight. Add some limited batch massaged kale on top and you know you have arrived. Entire Sonoma County Pudding product menu available at www.DidIMentionItWasHandcrafted.org.
Take your foot care seriously! I do! Soak in a disposable-lined foot bath, nails expertly cut, gently filed, cleaned. $15. Lori's Nails at Cut & Curl near Oliver's. 544-6245.
Cut & Curl Beauty Salon thanks you for making us your #1 personal hair & nail salon. Call 539-5566 for a free consultation for your hair needs.
B. Slatkin Bookkeeping, AP, AR, PR, Financial Statements, etc. Quickbooks Pro and other software expertise. 25+ years experience. Your office or my Kenwood office. Bookkeeping services tailored to your needs. Call Barbara, 696-1229.
Organizing Solutions Bookkeeping. Personal, Business, Properties, Trusts, Bill Pay, Maintenance, Quicken. Help with taxes until 4/1. Paperwork & Filing systems. 37 years/confidential. Teresa, (707) 823-5150.
A Woman's Companion. Showers, shampoos and domestic too. Assisting you with all your needs. 5 hr.-24 hr. shifts. Honest and fair. References. Susan, 539-4861.
Hands Moved by the Heart. Professional Caregiving, providing loving support for: medical issues, nutritional requirements, daily living needs. Days and overnights. References provided. Patricia Hill. (707) 206-5733.
Care with heart. 11 years experience in elder home care. Also companion care, personal assistant, home management, driver and be a friend. German/English bilingual. Excellent references, lives in Kenwood, cell (415) 233-3446.
Mature 5th gen Sonoma Co. res. Experienced, reliable, flexible with many local references including CURRENT EXCELLENT OAKMONT references. Please contact Karen at 707-921-6397.
Home remodeling, improvements and repairs. Window & door replacements, concrete work, fences decks and gates. Skilled, reliable and insured. Lic. #437129. Jan Gregory 696-7339.
CLEANING AND MAINTENANCE
A complete cleaning service for your home. Local references available. Window cleaning, carpet and upholstery cleaning, gutter cleaning. Pressure washing (decks-fences-house). Painting, tree trimming, floor strip and wax. Insured. John Isola, 762-4539.
Elsie's Clothing Alterations. Trained in Europe. Worked at I. Magnin & Rosenbergs. Own business for 20 years. Located in Rincon Valley near St. Francis shopping center. Call 539-4535.
A clean, well-lighted mind for computers and technology of any kind. Personalized service, competitive rates, servicing all systems and makes. Since 1986. Make the call that solves it all: Steve, 526-4324.
Want to learn more about your iPhone, iPad, Droid? Having trouble using your TV, stereo or other tech product? The iTechTutor can help. I Make Technology Easy! www.iTechTutor.com. Call 981-4409.
Downsizing? Moving? Consign or donate items at Treasure House, a non-profit consignment shop at 3450E Airway Drive. Proceeds benefit YWCA Safe House. Volunteers also needed. Call 523-1188 for more information.
Rod Mahoney builder and remodel specialist with 30 years of local references. Very detail oriented. Lic. # 429641. Call (707) 843-4155.
B & J CONSTRUCTION, Bruce Johnson General Contractor. Remodeling, additions, kitchen & baths. Reasonable rates, free estimates. Small jobs welcome. Lic. #428073. (707) 996-1454.
Cal Custom Building Services, Inc. (CALCBS) Remodels, additions, efficiency & accessibility updates. Helping clients live comfortably in their homes since 1979. Call Craig Lawson, Oakmont Resident - 579-9088. Lic#377330 www.calcbs.com - FREE ESTIMATES.
CARPENTRY, FENCES, decks, remodeling, sheds, steps, railings, shelves, trim. License #1008255. Insured, quality work. SonomaStarConstruction@gmail.com. Call Alex, 707-843-1898.
C. P. Valley Builders. Renovations, Restorations and Remodels. Design/Drafting-Kitchen & Bath Specialists. Lic.# 549639. www.cpvalleybuilders.com. 815-1005.
Full service general contractor specializing in complete home remodels and custom design. Architectural design, custom cabinetry, furniture, doors, windows, decks, construction management. Clower & Associates: 538-5538. Clowerandassociates.com. Lic.# B-1 & C-6 596641.
Successful therapy with adults and couples in Glen Ellen since 1986. Experienced, compassionate, confidential. Stephen Khamsi, PhD, MFT (#LMFT8500), State-licensed, free initial consultation. Call (707) 996-9434, email email@example.com.
RJ Austin Interior Design now offering affordable, tiered fixed rates for kitchen and bathroom designs. Kitchen + lighting starting at $1,150 and bathrooms at $450. Call Jennifer today! 707-322-5085. rjaustindesign.com, firstname.lastname@example.org.
M-F, 3-hour minimum. $30/hr. Wine tours Sonoma/Napa. Lunch, Dinner, Airport runs, etc. Insured. 3 years experience. Tom, 707-481-1440.
Drive to/from appointments and errands. Retired nurse. $20/hour. Melora at 707-546-0455.
Christo Limo based in Oakmont is your transportation service. PUC Commercial Lic. # 32055, fully insured! Eight years touring experience with all airports and cruise lines, too. Call Chris at 707-206-5018.
Driver for errands, appointments and outings. Mature professional with a heart. Excellent references. Local resident. $20 an hour. Call Claudia at (707) 494-5490.
G&G Estate Sales is now contracting to acquisition high end items for auction sales. Call Dolly, (707) 322-8759.
G&G Estate Sales, now taking bookings. Contract with a pro. Call Dolly at (707) 322-8759.
13606 Arnold Drive, Office for rent, $275 first month, then $400 per month. Parking, kitchen, copier, great access, in Glen Ellen, walk to town. (707) 481-7167 or email@example.com.
Office building in Oakmont, two spaces available, @.400SF, free first month; a/c, security, kitchen included. 6 mos. lease, $375/mo. plus security deposit. Internet available. Call (707) 539-3886.
Bucolic country town. This unincorporated rural community offers a mix of lush vineyard land, world-class food, robust special event centers, and verdant valley views - all in 5.163 square miles! Cute-as-a-button village is full of rural character and homes that can double as vacation rentals. Town is close to highway making easy access for tour buses, stretch limousines and semi-trucks. Potential for helicopter pad. With elevation of 423 feet, town has exceptional mild climate, perfect for year-round frolicking. Move-in ready, fully-furnished, all you need to bring is your wine glass and a toothbrush. Pop: 1,028. Locals are docile. Call April at 555-1234 for price.
USED VAN LOOKING FOR GOOD OWNER.Slightly used Chrysler Mini-Van. Only 475,000 miles. Many voyages to Burning Man, Coachella, South by Southwest, Austin City Limits, the entire 1995 Grateful Dead tour, and numerous trips to Tijuana. If this van could talk! Two of the four windows work perfectly. Must like permanent smell of hemp. Half of back bumper missing (great story). Custom additions include bandana covered upholstery and personally installed sun roof. If driving is an adventure, you need this van!!! Call 555-3333.
CARLOS LANDSCAPING. Weeding, lawn mowing, clean-ups, fence repair, clean gutters, clean windows, pressure washing, painting, concrete work, maintenance, free estimates. Lic. #29039. Call 343-5230.
Paz Landscape Design and Maintenance. Tree pruning and trimming, lawn care, weed eating, rototilling, sprinkler installation, and repair. Tree and brush removal, hauling. Brick and stone. Walls and walkways. Log splitting. Since 1990. Free estimates. Lic: #918381. Call Omar Paz. 833-4010, Cell: 321-4350.
Angel's Tree Service. Prune, removal, stump grinding, brush chipping, emergency service, hauling. Free Estimates. 707-206-1085.
Angel's Gardening. Weed eating, monthly lawn care, bush trimming, cleanups, poison oak hauling, sprinkler repair, gutters. Free estimates. 707-206-1085.
Rose Creek Landscaping Design, installation and irrigation. Deer proof, native and perennial gardens. Custom gardening. Free estimates. Lic# 437767. Call 707-538-5730. www.rosecreeklandscaping.net.
A. Barragan Landscaping Design, Maintenance, Installation, masonry. Irrigation, weed-eating, gutters, fencing, full tree service. Also serving Marin and San Francisco. $100 off one-year maintenance contract. Free Estimates (Insured) Lic.# 010066. Alex: 707-363-9290, Pedro: 707-363-9291.
Salvador Orozco's gardening & maintenance, cleanups, hauling, hillside debris removal, high weed cutting, hedge trimming, gutter cleaning, pruning & planting, and power washer. Call cell (707) 326-9340 or (707) 343-7152.
Alfredo Baruch Landscaping. Landscape design, tree service, fencing, concrete (flat coating), hauling, maintenance, and more. Call (707) 304-9112, (707) 332-4685 or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
HANDYMAN - Call Michael. Basic carpentry, electrical, plumbing, painting, deck repair & refinishing. Curtain and picture hanging. 24 years experience. Former Depot handyman. Free estimates. 707-953-3636 or email@example.com. Ref. available.
Vincent Construction, 20 yrs. experience. Fencing, grass cutting, concrete, concrete walkways, grading / excavation, Versa-Lok / Keystone walls, demolition, brush removal, dump runs & tree service. Call Vincent. 583-3949.
Good Riddance Hauling. We are a full service hauling company. We remove yard debris, junk debris, junk and unwanted items. Call for pricing and details. www.goodriddancehauling.com. 935-0530.
Property helper needed. Tasks include gardening, weeding, painting, light construction, PVC repair, fence repair, animal care, etc. Part-time, flexible hours. 833-5223.
Kenwoodians for Trump looking to staff local office. Must have medium to large sized hands, a good right hook, and plenty of money. Wide vocabulary not necessary, but must know how to use “loser”, “huge”, “lyin' Ted” and “you're fired” in a variety of campaign situations. Call 555-1212 or send resume to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Girl Friday for errands, driving, organizing, secretarial, fill-in caregiver, housekeeping, cooking, personal grooming, house sitting, pet care, yard and garden service. Local refs. available. Call Emily at 495-1190.
CHANGING HOMES, ESTATE SALES, moving, downsizing, organizing, or just need a hand? Let us do the work. Licensed and insured. Great local references. email@example.com or 707-495-1190. Lic.# JH 102-747767.
Grip-it Grab Bars. Bathroom & showers made safe. All installations are ADA compliant. Call Today 707-539-4747. Helping you stay on your feet. SAFETY IS NO ACCIDENT.
House cleaning 6 days a week. Excellent references. Reasonable rates. Thorough and professional. Luzia: 925-497-8688, 707-833-6652.
Cleaning service for your home and office. Experienced, reliable worker provides quality service on regular basis or single event. Great prices, free estimates, local references. Call JOSEFINA at (707) 799-6465. Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Angelica's Housecleaning Service. House cleaning, office cleaning, apartment cleaning, construction house cleaning, and more. Call Angelica at (707) 332-4685 or (707) 304-9112 or email email@example.com
House and pet sitting. Call Thora at (707) 833-4614 or cell (707) 529-3038. Local native resident. References available.
THE PET WHISPERER - satisfying pets and their owners in Sonoma since 2001. Call Phoenix. More references than you can wag a tail at. (House sitting too!) (707) 933-9559.
Long Term Housekeeper. Quality Thorough House Cleaning, Weekly - Biweekly - Monthly. 20 years experience. Hard working and honest. Top references available. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Call me for a Free Estimate. Sabrina, (707) 396-9349.
KEEP YOUR CHICKENS WARM
Chickens get cold, but yours don't have to. We offer chicken sweaters made of high quality, hand-crafted alpaca or angora for $29.99. Act now and get 50 percent off matching booties. Your chickens will be warm, and look snappy at the same time! Call 1-800-555-2000.
Sense of humor - fell out of backpack somewhere along the campaign trail between Iowa and New Hampshire. Small and dark to begin with, has probably shriveled up to about walnut size if left exposed to media, but retains sentimental value to owner. If found, please contact Jay at the Kenwood Press.
NAKED SECURITY SERVICES
Got a vacation/second home? Looking for a home security system that is guaranteed to scare away just about anyone? Try Naked Security! We send a nude man to not only live in your home, but parade in front of picture windows and walk around the yard. Puts on clothes and moves out when you visit. Call 555-1100 or go to nakedsecurityman.com.
Need a Notary? Visit www.4anotary.com or call me at 707-537-8114. All notary services-at your home or office. Local, Professional, Accurate, Reliable. John Clarke Fortner firstname.lastname@example.org.
ORGANIZING IS MY PASSION. I Create Order. I love a Challenge! Chaos Control, Downsizing, Moving, Filing Systems, Kitchen, Bath, Closets, Garage. 33 Years Experience. Confidential. Homes, Offices. Teresa 707-823-5150.
Quality painting by Precision Painting - License #724253. Interior/exterior; Residential and commercial; Faux finishing; Drywall and stucco repairs. References available. Call Frank at 833-4461.
MIKKELSEN PAINTING. Sonoma Valley's go-to professional painting team. Exterior/Interior. Make your home look fantastic, and get it done right the first time. License #645552, call 415-382-3300.578
PAINTING, WALLPAPERING, FAUX FINISHES
Reasonable rates, free estimates, Oakmont references. License #573530. Gary Luurs at 528-8489.
Feet Hurt? From simple cut and clean services to the most decadent professional pedicure. Always sanitary, always caring. Lori's Nails, Cut & Curl Beauty Shop, Montecito Shopping Center near Oliver's. 544-6245.
THE PET WHISPERER - satisfying pets and their owners in Sonoma since 2001. Call Phoenix. More references than you can wag a tail at. (House sitting too!) (707) 933-9559.
A MOTHER'S LOVE PET SITTING. Home visits. We welcome fussy owners and pets with special needs. Exercise walks-overnights-kitty care and housesitting. Insured and bonded with excellent local references. (707) 775-7520.
NOSE TO NOSE - Pet Sitting In Your Home. Over 25 years experience. Dog and cat care. Daily schedules and routines. Day or overnight companionship. House sitting available. Insured and bonded. Call Alix, (707) 637-6267, Sonoma.
New openings for Spring classes in my Glen Ellen studio or your home. Various methods and styles. All ages, reasonable rates. First lesson FREE! Call Christa at 938-0878 or mobile 707-483-7429.
Oakmont to Sonoma. Express yourself through music! Learn phrasing, tone and harmony to bring classical and popular music to life. Mae 508-8781 / 938-8241.
Expert, affordable piano tuning. Repair. Sales. Call Richard Neiss at 996-3134.
PICKLED BALL CLUB
New club in Sonoma Valley looking for people interested in drinking lots of wine and playing a variety of ball sports - from baseball to bowling to ping pong to tennis. No water polo for obvious reasons. For more information call Lirpa Loof at 555-2241.
Lane's Plumbing Reasonable Rates Commercial Residential License #698166. Service, Repair, New, Remodels, Water Heaters (Tank and Tankless), Water, Gas, Piping, Repiping, Toilet / Faucet / Sink / Garbage Disposal, Installation, Replacement, Repair. Drains. Earthquake valves. Ph/fx: 833-2930.
PLUMBING - Affordable, Free Estimates. Repairs, remodels, new construction, water heater (tank & tankless), drains, toilets, faucets, disposals, water, waste, & gas piping, total home repipes, irrigation pumps. Kenwood. 707-396-3673. Joel Bergeron.
Professional Power Washing can easily clean the most difficult projects in a quick and environmentally safe manner. We tackle buildings, wineries, decks, driveways, roofs, fences, patios, sidewalks, concrete, brick, stucco, and more. Lic: #918381. 833-4010, cell 321-4350.
Psychic John - Palms - Cards - Healings. Tells Past, Present, & Future. Help & Advice in All Problems. Readings in Person or Phone. 40 Years Experience - VISA/MC. 50% off with ad. 446 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 579-5123.
SAVE A TRIP TO JAIL
Tired of parking your car in Kenwood or Glen Ellen for over five minutes, only to have a local resident report it to the sheriff as a “Suspicious Vehicle?” Weary of explaining to deputies that you were merely on your cell phone or taking a rest? The “NOT A SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE” portable neon sign puts all doubts to rest. Plugs into your cigarette lighter and sits on the roof of your car. Only $199.99. Go to www.DontMindMeOfficer.com.
Need help in bill paying, checkbook balancing or organizing papers for tax returns? Specializing in Self-employed & Rental returns. Reasonable, licensed and bonded. Since 2002. Renee L Cohen (707) 539-6004.577
TINY HOUSE FOR SALE
Wine Country can be yours with a Tiny House in Kenwood. This 8 x 20 foot long treasure has marble counter tops, hardwood floors, walk-in closets, sauna, pool table, entertainment center, den, two-car garage, fireplace, and more. Make your dream come true for only $500,000. Email Lirpa@kenwoodtinyhouse.com.
Omar Paz Landscaping, with over 10 years experience, now offers tractor services for field mowing, grading, roto-tilling, excavating and more. We are quick and professional. Call us for free estimates. Lic: #918381. Call 833-4010, Cell: 321-4350.
Garibaldi Maintenance Co.: Family Owned and Operated. Specializing in residential windows from Large Estates to Country Cottages. Enjoy the outside again with clean windows. Call Rick at 707-938-3440. We are INSURED, AFFORDABLE AND GREEN.